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Offline rpm

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It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« on: April 02, 2008, 01:45:05 AM »

I'm thinking about buying one of these. This one is a '99 Suzuki Carry 4x4. The freakin thing does 70 on the highway and gets 50mpg!
There are a few hoops you have to jump thru to get one street legal, but it can be done. There are some that have a supercharger!

I'm thinkin' if I get one I'll have to challenge Diablo in the 1/4. He's got Melba Toast and I'll have the Toaster!

edit: Forgot to mention he'll have to pull 5 plug wires first!
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 02:08:01 AM by rpm »
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Offline DiabloTX

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 02:24:46 AM »
^^^   :rofl

Add Grey Eagle, Eagl, and Steve and we have a grudge match!!

Oh yeah, 5 plug wires and I'll spot you 10 lengths.  That might be fair.
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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 02:29:34 AM »
Pinks: The O' Club edition!

Can you believe some of those things have superchargers?
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Offline JB88

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 02:35:25 AM »
i've seen escorts my friend. 

i've seen escorts.

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 02:41:36 AM »
my first car.

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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 03:05:59 AM »
My dad had a Renault when he met my mom.... :rock
He drove the thing up Mt. Washington (highest point in New England).

rpm, you should get this one instead:

It hauls arse... errr... i mean... it's hauled by an arse.

Offline Jackal1

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 03:33:42 AM »
There were a couple of those for sale a few months ago between Whitesboro and Gainesville.
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Offline wrongwayric

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 06:51:14 AM »
You think that's a donkey/arse? Sure looks like a cow to me.

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 07:05:01 AM »
You think that's a donkey/arse? Sure looks like a cow to me.

for the sake of the joke it's a donkey

Offline texasmom

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 08:31:09 AM »
Actually, that truck is just a little bit cute. :)
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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 09:07:57 AM »
You better research Suzuki's before 2002. I've known people turn theirs back in on Lemon laws.

On the flip side, Suzuki Marine makes some of the best outboard motors in the market. Even Johnson's carry a Suzuki core now.

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Re: It's So Ugly, It's Cute
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 02:05:10 PM »
Those things are like a cabover truck. In case of an accident you are guaranteed to be the first one on the scene.
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