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Offline captain1ma

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JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« on: May 23, 2008, 07:37:24 PM »
JG54 is recruiting! Being the Selective Squad that we are, JG54 is offering a select few the opportunity of a lifetime: To join the most irascible and nefarious Squad in the AVA Arena. Our loyalty is only to JG54 and to each other. JG54 Normally does not recruit, However due to Personnel problems, we are forced to open up our membership to a select few. To Join the Elite brotherhood of JG54 , only 2 conditions must be met.

1. Must be a Good Air2Air Fighter. No runners, Ho'ers, alt-monkeys or Ack huggers.
2. Must have Been PNG'd atleast once.

If you Feel this is for you, you are in the right place. By joining or even talking to JG54 you must realize that your reputation will be trashed, your abilities scrutinizes and your actions will be criticized and disallowed. You must be willing to be ostracized by the community as well. You will become a member of the most disliked, distained, distasteful, loathsome, and repugnant squadron in the AVA Arena. You will also learn to fly better, faster, more skillfully then any other squad in the game. you will learn the art of obfuscation on the message boards. All final applicants must be approved by Storch. Try outs to be held February 31, 2012

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Re: JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2008, 09:03:46 AM »
I agree with everyone of those requirements, BUT you left out being a squaddie of storch, now that is really a challenge! LOL :aok

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Re: JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 12:25:18 PM »
he's actually one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. and he teachs you how to improve every step of the way.....ooops i mean he's a challenge at best and your worst nightmare... there thats better!!  :)

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Re: JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 08:06:05 AM »
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Re: JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 07:48:38 AM »
I would like to welcome Mondego as our newest Part-time pilot. he's passed the rigorous initiation and is now learning the finer points of belonging to JG54. Carry on!  :)

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Re: JG54 is recruiting: opportunity of a lifetime.
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 08:28:02 AM »
any takers?