A Russian, a Cuban, a Mexican and an American are on a train together.
The Russian and the Cuban both take out their suitcases, and open them.
The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, pours himself a glass, swigs it dow nin one gulp, then takes the suitcase and tosses it out the window.
"Why'd you do that?" The American asks, "You just tossed a suitcase full of vodka out the window!"
"Where I come from there is MUCH vodka!" Explains the Russian, "This means nothing to me!"
The cuban, watching this, opens his suitcase and pulls out a cigar. He lights it, takes one puff, then takes it, and his suitcase, and tossed it out the window.
"Why'd you do that!" Yells the American. "That was a full suitcase full of cigars!"
"Ha!" Laughs the cuban, "where I come from, this is NOTHING! We have many cigars!"
The American shrugs, picks up the mexican and tosses him out the window.
