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Offline SkyRock

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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 02:40:47 PM »
You got to give him credit for sticking it out till the end.
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »
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Offline REP0MAN

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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 06:23:25 PM »
This one was funny too.....not so much as he tried to run but the hiddeously green uniforms of the police....

http://www.break.com/index/suspect_attempts_escape_from_court_room.html
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 09:30:11 PM »
Ghetto acting 101 works only in the Ghetto!
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 10:12:35 PM »
Thought this was a Ki-43 thread..

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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2008, 07:04:04 AM »
That's why you need to have defibrillators widely available. Start pulling out the paddles and I bet he comes around before you can say "CLEAR!".
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2008, 07:42:01 AM »
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 07:53:53 AM »
This one was funny too.....not so much as he tried to run but the hiddeously green uniforms of the police....

http://www.break.com/index/suspect_attempts_escape_from_court_room.html
He even calls to his mom   :salute

what a bonehead! wonder what happened after the film stopped?


check this one out though.......ouch
http://www.break.com/index/plane-crashes-into-lake.html
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Offline CyranoAH

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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 08:25:35 AM »
Performing a tumble that close to the water/ground is just asking for it.

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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 08:36:03 AM »
Performing a tumble that close to the water/ground is just asking for it.

Daniel

yep...that's why the FAR's state that all aerobatic maneuvers are performed and recovered above 1500 AGL(i think, as i haven't been in the book lately)
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Re: and the Oscar goes to....
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 09:50:02 AM »
I wonder if this is the same guy?

WAUKESHA, Wisconsin —  A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares.

Police say the Waukesha man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. The cab driver left unpaid.

Authorities say the man then ran up a $23 bill when he had a steak dinner at a restaurant. He again pretended to have a heart attack.

This time the fire department took him to a hospital. A doctor there recognized the man as having pulled the same stunt in the past few weeks.

He was charged Thursday with defrauding a restaurant as a habitual criminal. He could get up to nine months in prison and a $10,000 fine.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376621,00.html
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