well, since that thread got locked, I half expected the lion to eat those two dudes. Either A) because he didn't remember them or B) because he used to have a comfy bed, three squares a day, and air conditioning. Now he's out there having to fend for himself, deal with parasites, and he can't find a wife to feed him because the other lions call him nancy pants.
YOU LEFT ME TO THIS??? I'M GOING TO KILL THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!