My first move would be tobribe or blackmail ala Don Corleone style (Make em an offer they cant refuse) Congress into declaring me dictator for life.
Then I'd have Nancy Pelosi , Tom Daschle and John Boehner ,Newt Gingrich hands nailed to the front door of the senate.
Just so they know I was serious
THEN I could get things accomplished.
I'd have to stay away from the capitol building though