Author Topic: Do you have a joke to tell?  (Read 706 times)

Offline phatzo

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Re: Do you have a joke to tell?
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2009, 10:32:26 PM »
My Grandad gave me some sound advice on his death bed. "Its worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
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Re: Do you have a joke to tell?
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2009, 10:53:18 PM »
two poles were standing erect alongside a road with electrical wire strung between them.
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Re: Do you have a joke to tell?
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2009, 05:00:44 PM »
Whats the difference between tiger woods and santa clause??? Santa claus stops at three hoes!!! ha ha

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Re: Do you have a joke to tell?
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2009, 08:02:19 PM »
My last joke here also being my first post here , got me banned for life . I have always been an over achiever . :bolt:

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Re: Do you have a joke to tell?
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2009, 09:10:19 PM »
JUVENILE CORNER

How do you make a skeleton

Hose a leper
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