(732):
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there were kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice.
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(931):
You tried running away with my Roomba, trying to "Set it free"
(1-931):
What happened?
(931): We found you passed out half a block down the road with the Roomba going back and forth on the sidewalk.