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Offline gpwurzel

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Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« on: March 03, 2011, 08:09:44 PM »
Found this amusing (I'm easily amused mind)






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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 09:46:45 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf6UFCFPG_E
Reminds me of this song: Get Drunk With Dignity
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 09:58:40 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 11:48:31 PM »
 :confused:  now i know i'm strange...i've actually said a few of those impossible things when i was too drunk to stand upright...   :cheers:

and i don't know too many sober people who could pronounce - loquacious transubstantiate...or even mumble something close
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 01:14:15 AM »
 :D The bit that really cracked me up was on the bottom of the 2nd pic:-

Wives have been requested to take their husbands home, and not tie them up outside the shop.

I would love to know the story behind that particular one.

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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 01:18:38 AM »
 :rofl :rofl nice :aok
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 01:45:53 AM »
"Now, if I had to make the choice of one fighter aircraft above all the others...it would be, without any doubt, the world's greatest propeller driven flying machine - the magnificent and immortal Spitfire."
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 04:24:45 PM »
almost sprayed my screen with Dr.Pepper :rofl
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 06:00:39 PM »
you reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03OPcn80Uzs&playnext=1&list=PL55AEDDD21C98CCFD

now THAT was funny.

That guy looks like my father in law used to when he'd been drinking a bit too much.
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Re: Difficult to say when drunk!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 06:02:39 PM »
 :rofl
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