"Porking the Place"
Bug continued to tear the various strands of ductape from his appendige after Chilli had untied him. He winced as the hairs on various parts of his body (some best not mentioned) tore out of his skin. Pacman and Dicho meanwhile were recovering if not a little shakily from their fit of pure hysterics and now began scouring the base for Flossy the ever missing sheep.
"Bug man.. are you ok?" said TChaser removing a piece of ductape from the back of Bugs head "YEEOW F***, yeah just great, ive been violated by a fellow luftweenie and am now currently missing evidence of my manhood, just perfect" "No need to get snide with me Bug, you and Jimmy shouldnt be here anyway, why are you over allied?" "Ahhh, we were just paying a visit to the other side to find out where our BEER went!" TC rounded upon Pacman now ferreting through the various "equipment" left over from the recent escapade, after finding the pure silver bolt that held the belt together, he smiled and gave it a little twist and pocketed it "once an Aussie always an Aussie" he thought, and he stood up and looked at Bug, only to see TC staring at him...."What?" "PACMAN! did you yank the beer ration for the Axis side" "Errrrrrrrr nooo? Im not old enough to drink, besides it was Bud Light, who the hell drinks that anyway?" "I dont believe a word of it you stupid Kangaroo" "hey at least I don't chase shadows, I saw you engage a 109 last night, only to try and strafe its shadow on the water" "It looked at me funny! I swear!" "Now whose Bulllshiitting" "Whatever Aussie, go find that bloody sheep, Dicho I think just threw out his back, he is crawling towards the hanger right now" "Well then" said Pacman looking over his shoulder at the blue cursing Dicho "I think I need to borrow Oldmans get me up handles, be back in a moment" and with that the youthful Australian bounded off.
Suddenly however a *Click* came over the base intercom followed by Caps voice "HOW THE HELL DOES THIS DAMN THING WORK, WHY COULDNT THIS BE A PACIFIC SETUP, AT LEAST THEN WE CAN HAVE A DECENT TRANSISTOR RADIO, BUT WE WOULD HAVE TO GO AXIS, HELL ONE OF THEIR CAMERAS WOULD BE GREAT JUST TO I CAN POST ON THE BBS ABOUT THIS CRAP!... wait... oops... this button?... yeah ok. ummm, how does this work again.... ahh NOW HEAR THIS, PIGS ON THE WING ARE COMING OVER THE CHANNEL WITH 88's and 109's GET TO YOUR PLANES AVA PILOTS, GO GET THEM..... what.... flossy is missing... MOTHER F" *click*
"well, I gues we better go ey TC" said Bug "yeah... lets just hope Buster wore deoderant this time"
TBC
