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Offline olds442

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german general lol
« on: December 19, 2011, 05:48:46 AM »
ok was wacthing 1,000 ways to die a german general was shot in the head while in ww2. thinking he was dead the person that killled him threw his body in a river, he was not dead, he survived the bullet to his brain. so he starts a new life and dose not tell no one about him being a nazi general because he fears he might be arrested and killed due to war crimes. so he survives this bullet to the head (Just misses a marjor arrtery in the brain) but dies one day because he bumps bumps his head on a door and the bullet (still in his head) gently move so block the arrtery and he dies.

so this guy survived a shot to the head, but dies but bumping his head on a door. LOL!
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Re: german general lol
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2011, 01:24:51 PM »

Reading this made my brain hurt.



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Re: german general lol
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2011, 01:40:00 PM »
All that stuff is bs, but funny haha
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Re: german general lol
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2011, 01:48:11 PM »
tl;dr

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Re: german general lol
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 08:35:29 AM »
Don't believe anything you see on Spike TV or Tru TV.
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.

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Re: german general lol
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 08:47:40 AM »
The world is doomed...  :uhoh
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Re: german general lol
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 08:52:31 AM »
I don't believe it happened.  1000 ways to die classifies itself as 'docufiction'.  It's not to be believed.  Ever.
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.