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Offline AKKuya

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Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« on: August 23, 2012, 11:06:22 PM »
Imagine taking the famous film quotes and just before they're finished, they're interrupted with new words. 


Star Wars:

"Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my ... never mind, Batman is here."


Scarface:

"You want to kill me?  Say hello to my... ahhhh!!! It's jammed.  Stinking cockaroach who sold me this piece of crap gun."



Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade in the world. Every morning when you wake up, swallow a live toad. Nothing worse can happen to you for the rest of the day. They say money can't buy happiness. I would like the opportunity to find out. Why be serious?

Offline APDrone

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Re: Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:41 PM »
"Honey Badger don't give a..   Badgers?  We don't need no stinking Badgers!"
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Offline jimbo71

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Re: Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 11:06:17 AM »
Star Wars

"Luke I am your.... well we never actually got around to that paternity test"
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Offline Hajo

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Re: Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 12:22:24 PM »
From BoB

My aircraft is heating up and so am I.  Are we going to take off or blow <BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM>
- The Flying Circus -

Offline bortas1

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Re: Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 06:25:36 AM »
 :salute  :lol  :rofl funny stuff

Offline guncrasher

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Re: Funny Film Lines Interrupted
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2012, 03:30:36 AM »
run forest run, there he goes sarge!!! bang!!! forest is dead.


from forest gump and platoon when the vc is running.


I dont like being called stupid.    You cant handle the truth!!!


forest gump, a few good men


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« Last Edit: August 26, 2012, 03:41:36 AM by guncrasher »
you dont want me to ho, dont point your plane at me.