Dog farts

[pipz]

Hey talking about real nasty dog farts my dog Max takes the cake. Absolutely horrible stench. One night I was asleep and was having a dream. In the dream I was walking down some street. As I walked down the street I noticed this awful smell. I started looking around for the source of this wretched nasal assault. It was then I woke up and realized Max had cut the cheese. It was so nasty it entered my dream!!!!! 

[Rash]

Almost as funny is when you make a fart noise and the dog stops, Then sniffs its own butt to see if it had done it. Often followed by a dirty look by the dog in your direction

I've done that.  They learn quick not to check.

[mbailey]

Been nice knowing all of you,

Wife gave the dog corned beef and cabbage a few mins ago......were all goin down    

[Mano]

Everyone uses the excuse, " it was the dog. "

 

[Belial]

I have a Boston Terrier that can make the paint peel from the walls. 

Hahaha my Boston terrier Neptune farts about 50% of the air he inhales back out.  What's even weirder is my farts have even started to smell like his and it's BAD!
Oh and the dog farts don't make a sound cause they don't have butt cheeks is a MYTH!


P.S. my first post on AH2 in years .

[Triton28]

My Doberman will get 'walking farts' going up the steps every once in a while... 

[VonMessa]

My dog eats exactly the same thing at exactly the same time, every day.

It is rare that she cuts one, except when she is in heat.

[Slate]

My dog eats exactly the same thing at exactly the same time, every day.

It is rare that she cuts one, except when she is in heat.

  You must feed it properly, not the table scraps I fed mine last night. Some ham and gravy not a good combo. 

   But my Dog did crack a smile. 

[VonMessa]

  You must feed it properly, not the table scraps I fed mine last night. Some ham and gravy not a good combo. 

   But my Dog did crack a smile. 

Once a month, I make a giant batch of chicken and rice.  I cool it down, add crushed Vitamin C and some Glucosamine.  I then freeze it into gallon bags.

She gets a cup of Verus dry food, a cup of the above slop in the AM and the same in the PM with a hard-boiled egg and tablespoon of yogurt added.

I suppose it is boring to be her...

[Zacherof]

How bout when they are in your bed and you hear a little gush of air and the thumping of a tail on the mattress. Sucker was happy to fart I think

[VonMessa]

How bout when they are in your bed and you hear a little gush of air and the thumping of a tail on the mattress. Sucker was happy to fart I think

That means they are fanning it your way.   

[TOMCAT21]

 

[Nypsy]

Once a month, I make a giant batch of chicken and rice.  I cool it down, add crushed Vitamin C and some Glucosamine.  I then freeze it into gallon bags.

She gets a cup of Verus dry food, a cup of the above slop in the AM and the same in the PM with a hard-boiled egg and tablespoon of yogurt added.

I suppose it is boring to be her...

Same thing my dog eats minus the eggs and yogurt.

[Nypsy]

[VonMessa]

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I just made the room go silent and everyone is now staring at me because I laughed so loud.