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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 07:33:33 PM »
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 08:09:03 PM »
Well, I have to say this.  The story is so amazingly funny that it is a service to mankind to make it known, even at the expense of duplicate topics.   :aok

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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 08:19:46 PM »
In my defense you can see how a title like "most embarrassing biz jet flight ever..." could have slipped my eye when posting about "Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time". Completely different process.
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2013, 08:37:36 PM »
The question is, what kind of aircraft was it? I know it was 100% verified true but... a 6 seater with a flight attendant?
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 08:49:07 PM »
The question is, what kind of aircraft was it? I know it was 100% verified true but... a 6 seater with a flight attendant?

Sounds like a Challenger 605.



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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 10:20:49 PM »
"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality."

such a way with words. :rofl
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2013, 05:45:39 AM »
Best read in a long time   :aok :aok

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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2013, 08:35:29 AM »
Sounds like a Challenger 605.



Not with a courtesy drape.

The type of lav described is only in the lightest of light jets and you wouldn't really have much use for a flight attendant nor would the CEO sit sideways on the toilet.

I think it's based on a true story but it's full of what he's describing.

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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2013, 09:28:16 AM »
   He's now a member of the "Pile High Club"   :eek:
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2013, 06:33:07 PM »
such a way with words. :rofl

Yep, the guy is a truly excellent writer.  :aok

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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2013, 11:11:55 PM »
"Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality."

such a way with words. :rofl
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2013, 02:09:48 AM »
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I manage to peel back the leather seat top to find a rather luxurious looking commode, with a nice cherry or walnut frame. It had obviously never been used, ever. Why this moment of clarity came to me, I do not know. Perhaps it was the realization that I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality. I imagined some poor Italian carpenter weeping over the violently soiled remains of his once beautiful creation.
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Re: The most embarrassing biz jet flight ever...
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2013, 03:34:55 AM »
In my defense you can see how a title like "most embarrassing biz jet flight ever..." could have slipped my eye when posting about "Most Embarrassing Private Jet Flight Of All Time". Completely different process.
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