Author Topic: The Dollar Store  (Read 313 times)

Offline deadstikmac

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The Dollar Store
« on: January 11, 2014, 12:31:16 PM »
And why YOU should love it!

I go and stock up on about twenty bucks worth of small, throwable items which do not break into a million pices but rather large pices too make clean up easy. Once I have said items I place them within reach of my flight controls, makes it easy to throw something out a open window and place my hands back on flight controls. Note: make sure the window IS OPEN!

My backup is a stripper pole with a mattress wrapped around it and a baseball bat. I first used a Rubbermaid mailbox only to find out that they do not bounce back, however the baseball bat will bounce off the mailbox and back at my face. (black eye too prove that one) in light of the powerful "bounce back" rubber maid claims the stripper pole with mattress was the next best thing.



Love the dollar store and you can find peace within!

Offline Meatwad

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Re: The Dollar Store
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2014, 01:02:53 PM »
Better watch out for them dollar store strippers, might get something that wasn't worth the dollar you spent on them
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Offline Rondar

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Re: The Dollar Store
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2014, 01:53:38 PM »
If ya gotta throw stuff because something happened in a game... someone has bigger problems than buying stuff to throw out a window.  :headscratch:
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Offline deadstikmac

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Re: The Dollar Store
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 08:52:46 PM »
If ya gotta throw stuff because something happened in a game... someone has bigger problems than buying stuff to throw out a window.  :headscratch:

Only when I miss the open window and hit the one above it where BOTH windows are at.....  :salute