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Re: FACTS about Chuck Norris
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2012, 05:38:32 PM »
I saw Chuck in some commercial and frankly he sounded kinda light in the Loafers.
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Re: FACTS about Chuck Norris
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2014, 04:14:15 PM »
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he recognizes is surprise.
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