This place is boring lately. Somebody say some stupid toejam for my entertainment.
I'd love to, Floob, but the last guys who did got a Skuzzy wood shampoo.
How about this for an idea: An Aces High "anything goes" forum..? It'd probably be sort of like Howard Stern's first day on Sat Rad. I actually caught part of that and every other word was roostersucker this or mother forgiver that. I was with some of my USTA buds at the time and we all giggled about it like a bunch of little schoolgirls or something.
Until then, Isort of value my membership and thus write as I would speak in public: with deference. However, there is likely sufficent demand for an "Aces High Locker Room" that such would probably be trafficked more than this one is.
Have you seen the film "Goon"? There would be talk there like the Russian players were constantly displaying. BTW, Ross the Boss RULES!
And what scene could be funnier than when Glatt was explaining why he liked corn dogs?