Sometimes I let Shida Jnr. play AH offline. He likes driving tanks, likes to fly around and then play 'straight-and-level', likes to bail out and ride down in what he calls the ballon (parachute). I just left him there to play.
Meanwhile here I am on the stats page on my laptop in another room trying to work something out and perplexed that so far this tour I had 29 kills and only 3 deaths and only 1 to another fighter (<S> Weiser). Then I click away and click back and it's four deaths one to Casey31s in a C.205 - I don't remember a C.205 fight this tour. I rush into the other room and sure enough my little boy has figured out how to log out of the offline arena and into the MA and is sitting on the runway with the prop running while a cap slides into place. He's just turned 6 years old
He's ruined my score, I'm bloody fuming!
