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Offline Shuffler

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Changing Jobs....
« on: July 11, 2022, 04:19:17 PM »
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.  Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.  Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.  For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"  So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Offline CptTrips

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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2022, 04:36:24 PM »


Well, at least you didn't choose stand up comedian.

Toxic, psychotic, self-aggrandizing drama queens simply aren't worth me spending my time on.

Offline Tig

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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2022, 05:49:55 PM »
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.  Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.  Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.  For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"  So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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Got what they deserved. Parasites to society.

Go bag them bucks drivin' trucks! I've heard it pays well.
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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2022, 05:51:04 PM »
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember George Floyd" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.  Suddenly they yelled, "Defund the police." and took off before the light changed.  Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.  For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"  So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.


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Offline JimmyD3

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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2022, 05:53:22 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2022, 06:05:39 PM »
:aok

Got what they deserved. Parasites to society.

Go bag them bucks drivin' trucks! I've heard it pays well.

pretty sure you would like this joke I heard back in the 80s.

what do you call a bunch of Asians packed in a small boat leaving their country?

seafood

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Re: Changing Jobs....
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2022, 06:46:03 PM »
Now, that's what I call a troll.   :salute
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