"This Fight"
This Fight, This Fight, won't be just any fight.
Then again, maybe it just might.
This Fight, This Fight, our honor on this fight.
And for the winners - empty bragging rights.
"They came in talkin crap - now they will pay",
"We're paying anyway so why not play",
And after the fight,
who will be right?
and will it change anything?,
This fight,
This Fight, This ... fight.
"One Hand, One Crotch"
Make of our hands, one hand,
Make of our hearts, one heart.
Make of our groups, one big group;
Awww fuggit ... lets fight.
Make of our squads, one squad.
Day after day, peace and harmony.
Now it begins, Now we start;
One Hand, One Heart.
Geez ... you gotta be kidding me!
"Diarrhea"
The most horrible sound I ever heard:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
All the horrible sounds of the world in a single word:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
Diarrhea, I've just I just got some bad Diarrhea,
and suddenly the game takes on a whole new meaning to me.
Diarrhea! afk - don't shoot me down - got Diarrhea.
And suddenly I've found how horrible a sound can be.
Diarrhea, say it loud on channel 1 while playing.
grunt it softly in the bathroom while praying,
Diarrhea, make it stop - this Diarrhea!
"Aces High"
I like to be in Aces High, Okay by me in Aces High.
Dogfights are fun in Aces High, For a small fee in Aces High.
I like the way damage works, I like the way the eye-candy looks.
Hundreds of flyers flying round here - zoom!, Hundreds of flyers dying round me - boom!
Lancaster Buff in Aces High, doing it's stuff in Aces High.
"Look, there's a tail!" in Aces High, No, I won't bail in Aces High.
I'll start out flying in a bus, I hear it does things most miraculous!
I'll give all my cousins a free ride, How will I fit all of them inside?
AirWarrior goes to Aces High, Many hellos in Aces High.
Nobody knows in Aces High, AirWarriors already in Aces High.
When I go diving down in Aces High, Will I hit the ground in Aces High?
Will I spin like a new washing machine?, when I listen to talk will they keep it clean?
I like the clouds of Aces High, The rockets are cool in Aces High.
Fry! They've got trains! in Aces High, Casey Jones shoots down planes in Aces High.
I'll bring my squad to help me out, cover my six and fly about.
Everyone there will give big cheer, Everyone there will have moved here.
I like to be in Aces High, Okay by me in Aces High.
Dogfights are fun in Aces High, For a small fee in Aces High.
"Something's Coming"
Could be
Who knows?
There's something due any day
New people showing up that want to play
Soon as it shows
It may come cannonballin' down through the sky
Gleam in its eye
Bright as a Santa's nose!
Who's knows?
It's only those guys from BigWeek
Down the block, on a beach
Drunk as hell
I got a feeling they may not be well
Gonna come fly?
Coming to die?
Could it be?
Yes it could
Something's coming
Something good
or maybe it's bad
Something's coming,either way
But it is
Gonna be great!
With a boom
With a bang
With a prang of a kite
with a laugh and a smirk
Are these guys all just jerks?
Something's coming, wait, it's already here
it's rude, with a tude
and reeking of beer
let's call them all queer
Turning in circles
Or whistling down from alt
Come on - deliver
but if you do, I'll pout
Will it be? Yes it will
Maybe if they just hold still
I'll get me a kill!
Come on, something, come on in
Don't be shy
fly or die
Pull up a chair
The air is hummin'
And something great is coming
Who knows
It's only just
those guys from BigWeek
Down the block, on a beach
drunk as hell
but maybe they fight...
"Gee, Officer KBlair"
ROTORIAN, IMITATING KBLAIR
Hey you!
AUB
Who me, Officer KBlair?
ROTORIAN, IMITATING KBLAIR
Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin' ya down the station house, ya punk!
AUB
Dear kindly Commander Rialbk
You gotta understand
It's just our bringin' uplbk
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally we're punks
BIGWEEKERS
Gee, Officer KBlair
We're very upset
We never had the love
That every child oughta get
We ain't no delinquents
We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is good
ARLO
There is good!
BIGWEEKERS
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good
ROTORIAN, IMITATING KBLAIR
That's a touching good story
ARLO
Lemme tell it to the world!
ROTORIAN, IMITATING KBLAIR
Just tell it to the judge
AUB
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give me a puff
They didn't wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad
ARLO IMITATING JUDGE
Right! Officer KBlair
You're really a square
This boy don't need a judge
He needs an analyst's care
It's just his neurosis
That oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed
AUB
I'm disturbed
BIGWEEKERS
We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Like we're psychologically disturbed
ARLO IMITATING JUDGE
Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this AirWarrior is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.
AUB
Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!
ARLO IMITATING JUDGE
So take him to a headshrinker. You!
ROTORIAN IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
Who me?
AUB
My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a commie
My grandma pushes tea
My sisters wears a moustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess
ROTORIAN IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
Yes, Commander Rialbk
He shouldn't be here
This AirWarrior don't need a couch
He needs a usefully career
Society's played him a terrible trick
And sociologically he's sick
AUB
I am sick!
BIGWEEKERS
We are sick, we are sick
We are sick sick sick
Like we're sociologically sick
ROTORIAN IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
In my opinion, this AirWarrior does not need to have his head shrunk at all. AirWarrior delinquency is purely a social disease.
AUB
Hey, I got a social disease!
ROTARIAN IMITATING HEADSHRINKER
So take him to a social worker
AUB
Dear kindly social worker
They tell me get a job
Like be a soda jerker
Which means I'd be a slob
It's not I'm antisocial
I'm only anti-work
Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk
ARLO
Eek, Officer KBlair
You've done it again
This boy don't need a job
He needs a year in the pen
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside he's no good
AUB
I'm no good
BIGWEEKERS
We're no good, we're no good
We're no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good
The trouble is he's lazy
The trouble is he drinks
The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growing
The trouble is he's grown
KBlair, we've got troubles of our own
Officer KBlair
Don't MAKE us get down on our knees!
AUB
'Cause no one wants a fella
With a social disease
BIGWEEKERS
Dear Commander Rialbk
What are we to do?
Gee, Commander Rialbk
Rialbk you!
"I Feel Dweeby"
I feel dweeby
Oh so dweeby
I feel dweeby but still I will play
And I pity
Anyone who doesn't feel that way
(Geez - enough of THAT .. stuff!)
"Quintet"
BIGWEEKERS
The BigWeekers are gonna have their day
A Fight!
The BigWeekers are gonna have their way
A Fight!
The Inter-Ubbies grumble
'Fair fight'
But if they start a rumble
We'll rumble'em right
INTER-UBBIES
We're gonna hand'em a surprise
A Fight!
We're gonna cut'em down to size
A Fight!
We said 'OK no rumpus
No tricks'
But just in case they jump us
We're ready to mix
A Fight!
BIGWEEKERS
We're gonna rock it tonight
We're gonna jazz it up
And have us a ball
INTER-UBBIES
They're gonna get it tonight
The more they turn it on
The harder they'll fall
BIGWEEKERS
Well they began it
INTER-UBBIES
Well they began it
BIGWEEKERS & INTERUBBIES
And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all
A Fight!
ANITA
Anita's gonna get her kicks
Tonight
We'll have our private little mix
Tonight
He'll walk in hot and tired
Poor dear!
Don't matter if he's tired
As long as he's near
Tonight
TONY
Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star
Tonight, tonight
I'll see my love tonight
And for us stars will stop
Where they are
MARIA
Today the minutes seem like hours
The hours go so slowly
And still the sky is light
Oh moon
Grow bright
And make this endless day
Endless night
BIGWEEKERS
Hey! Who were THOSE clowns?
ROTORIAN
It's the cast from "West Side Story"
AUB
Move on! Wrong set! This is "Air Sim Story"!
ARLO
Well, I kinda told em they could have a cameo
ROTORIAN
But the lines don't fit.
ARLO
I know ... but they keep falling back to old habits
MARIA
Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night
Tonight there will be no morning star
Tonight, tonight
I'll see my love tonight
And for us stars will stop
Where they are
INTER-UBBIES
Hey! What's up with that? This is starting to sound gay!
ARLO
Starting?
ANITA
The fight,
The online pretend dogfight
Their gonna mix it - THE FIGHT
BIGWEEKERS & INTER-UBBIES
But they began it
They began it
They began it
TONY & MARIA
Tonight the minutes seem like hours
The hours go so slowly
And still the sky is light
Oh moon
Grow bright
And make this endless day
Endless night...
AUB
Geez, Arlo! Can you make them stop?
ARLO
They have a contract. Only way I could swing it, cous.
BIGWEEKERS&INTER-UBBIES
And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all
The BigWeekers/Inter-Ubbies are gonna have their way
The BigWeekers/Inter-Ubbies are gonna have their day
We're gonna rock it - the fight...
ALL
...THE FIGHT
"Somewhere"
There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
A combat sim for all to share
Wait for us
Somewhere
There's a game for us
Some day a game for us
Fly together
or fly apart
with awesome art
and planes
Someday,
Somewhere
We'll find a new buncha dweebs there, a new buncha monkeys
Somewhere
There's a sim for us
somewhere there is a sim for us
down a beer
And we're halfway there
log on now
and then you'll be there
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere
"Cool" (These lyrics are just too cool to fool)
ICE
You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dig it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool.
ACTION
I wanna get even!
ICE
Get cool!
A-RAB
I wanna bust!
ICE
Bust cool!
ACTION
I wanna go!
ICE
Go cool!
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Get cool, boy
Got a rocket in your pocket
Keep coolie cool boy
Don't get hot
'Cause man you got
Some high times ahead
Take it slow
And Daddy-o
You can live it up and die in bed
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Go man, go
But not like a yo-yo school boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool
Boy, boy, crazy boy
Stay loose, boy
Breeze it
Buzz it
Easy does it
Turn off the juice, boy
Just play it cool, boy
Real cool
[ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: Arlo ]
