...please excuse our CO for his short loss of any common sense. We'll try to bring him back to reason and hide the keys of his brand shiny new N1K2. With a bit of gentle clubbing, we should be able to force him into the undersized cockpit of a Zeke or (at least) a Hien.
Please excuse us again. We won't let this happen anymore!
(Btw, Dad, I beat you fair and square: flying a Ki-61, I bagged 6 poor american airmen last sunday
. Not bad after such a long leave playing WWIIOL! Actually, I can't remember such a streak in my whole AH career...I was so proud of myself my wife advised me to have an icy cold shower
)