The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and eats the insect The Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation, Screams that his security is in peril, Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee, Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass insects, Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination on Noah's Ark, Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups, Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his way, Imposes on the
Americans more military aid, Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from America to buy another cup of coffee !!!