Udie, there is a guy here in Austin with my exact same name and middle inital. He is a pastor, and, evidently, a very bad credit risk, going by the calls I get. We won't even talk about the late night calls from parishoners(all ladies, oddly enough) who need "counseling", in the worst way.
I want to win the lotto for one reason and one reason alone: When I pick up the check, I will use my name and HIS wife's for the press release, just to repay him for the telephonic annoyances of the past 10 years.
