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Offline Saintaw

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« on: June 20, 2002, 01:05:00 PM »
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.
What makes life 100%?


If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L meatball
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitudewill get you there, but roadkill will put you over the
top.

And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.

Offline Soulyss

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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2002, 03:32:48 PM »
LOL

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2002, 01:33:33 AM »
How true :(  (at least in the DoD)
"Dogfighting is useless"  :Erich Hartmann