10: The Great Texas Brown out of 72' ( need i say anymore)
9: "220,221 whatever it takes" ( where you think they got that movie line???)
8: Skuzzy is still not Y2K compliant!
7: HTC can't afford the fire code upgrade.
6: Skuzzy doesn't like Pizza and beer ( the main staple food of HTC offices) Rumor has it he drinks from the toilet, And Natedog don't like to share:)
5: The constant "whats that burning smell?" from his neigbors will irritate him.
4: The "nails on the blackboard" sound when Skuzzy strips the wires with his teeth!
3: The constant badgering of Skuzzy asking " can i do the next voice over for the next "Your base is under ATTACK!"
2: Skuzzy's green card is expired.
And the #1 reason....
HiTech can't spell as it is, How the HELL is he going to spell a word with 2 Z's and a Y in it!!!
"Let Wecom aboord SuKzy!!!!!!"
All kidding aside Skuzzy!
I'm glad your aboard!
NUTTZ