Ihhh devious my squaddy is on the wrong side of webdevelopment
ASP, Perl, PhP its all OK, select what u like.
Java Servlets no no no, to hard to learn for a non programmer.
JSP why not but not too easy to understand.
ASP.NET (!!! this is not ASP !!!) is GREAT, the best programming paradigm IMHO but only conjunction with Visual Studio.NET and this is expencive and hard to learn.