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Offline easymo

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« on: December 02, 2002, 11:52:20 AM »
Perhaps this is why you taxes are so high.



http://www.observer.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,800992,00.html

Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2002, 12:14:03 PM »
one in three huh... makes one ponder...
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2002, 12:30:40 PM »
Well that settles it...


No guns = small noodlees

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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2002, 01:11:03 PM »
This is what I like about the UK (for the time being)

we pay our taxes so the health service can give stuff away for free.

I am on medication for the rest of my life. So long as I live in the UK I will never have to pay up front for *any* drugs my doctor prescribes for me.

That, I think, is a good thing. Hence I gladly pay my taxes.

As for those figures, (33% of women have 'sexual dysfunction') it appears that the figure for the US is nearer 40%, so maybe free vibrators is a good idea over there too.

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2002, 01:15:48 PM »
"Although one in three women now owns a vibrator - according to recent research by Ann Summers sex shop"

Wow, what a scientific poll that was.  Why don't they poll how many people in an adult movie store actually purchase/rent adult movies?  Why don't they poll how many people in a grocery store own groceries?  :D

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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2002, 01:18:08 PM »
"Sex toys stimulate areas that nothing else can reach..", said Dr David Goldmeier.

Ms. Goldmeier doesn't need a vibrator, she needs for Dr. Goldmeier to find the instruction manual for his noodle.  :D

Offline Kanth

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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2002, 01:20:13 PM »
no kidding, what the hell are they dilating them for???

I've never heard of someone having to be dilated except for like birth..

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Well that settles it...


No guns = small noodlees
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Offline Dowding (Work)

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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2002, 02:25:57 PM »
Same here Bounder. I hate to think what these drugs would cost me if I had to buy them at the point of supply.

BTW, I don't think making light of the fact that many women have sexual problems through having deformed genitals through surgery or birth defects is funny at all. :rolleyes:

But then the world seems to be teeming with freaks who get their kicks in bizarre ways. Carry on.

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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2002, 02:39:54 PM »
Rather than sex toys... you could just import some American men and perk them ladies right up.  Perhaps tho... if we allowed them the freedom to defend themselfs from  the thugs over there they would regain some of their self confidence..

I was on a year long experimental program for hep c and the drugs cost was 3700 bucks plus a month.   with my insurance my cost was $5 a month.. I was told that the drug co. had programs based on income and that many users were getting the drugs free of charge if they couldn't afford em.

obviously..... less guns = less libido and.... unhappy women.   You guys got to learn that when your women say they want to take away your guns... it is merely a plea, a test.. for you to be a man and tell em to shut up... obviously ... yu flunked.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2002, 03:01:57 PM »
Your obsessed with your gun or other men's guns, lazs. Come out of the closet, man. It's no longer a crime.