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Offline H. Godwineson

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« on: January 07, 2003, 03:17:18 PM »
...you woke up tomorrow and discovered that you had become Bill Clinton?

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2003, 03:18:18 PM »
Call Monica...at my age, she's not half bad looking!

Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2003, 03:19:21 PM »
Heh!

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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2003, 04:31:24 PM »
start spending money

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2003, 05:26:08 PM »
Call a press conference and accuse Hillary of accepting oral sex from an intern.  Launch a full investigation.

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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2003, 05:44:53 PM »
Really.

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2003, 06:23:13 PM »
Light a cigar, and divorce Hillary - not necessarily in that order.

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2003, 06:25:40 PM »
you'd LIGHT it???    ouch

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2003, 07:37:32 PM »
well, i'd warm it up - then hand it to Monica.

Offline ra

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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2003, 08:05:10 PM »
Chew my arm off so I could get away before Hillary wakes up.

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Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2003, 08:07:58 PM »
Ya'll so NASTY!

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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2003, 09:11:28 PM »
I'd revel in the fact that I'm way smarter than all you all!!

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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2003, 10:50:48 PM »
I'd feel your pain, and bite my lip :rolleyes:
"When I speak I put on a mask. When I act, I am forced to take it off."  - Helvetius 18th Century

Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2003, 07:55:07 AM »
MT,

Alright!  You can't be very smart.  You married Hillary didn't you?  Well, DIDN'T YOU!?  So THERE!

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