Originally posted by Dowding
Hey wulfie! It's been a while bastige! 
Bring on your hi-tech confectionary, infidel! We have chemical and biological weapons including Marmite, Chicken Faal and Tinderloo from my dodgy local curry house (previous owner was using stray dogs in place of beef and lamb).
You Brits are f*cking toast. Give up now. You overlooked the crucial weakness of your food-warfare doctrine vs. our superior Twinkie:
Twinkies cannot be fried. They are chemically protected vs. the effects of frying. Game over.
Besides, does any food company in any non-U.S. (read: heathen, evil, corrupt, spinless, hemi-less, etc.) Nation have Men such as 'Twinkie the Kid' (see superior U.S. website listed above) flying the weak non-U.S. version of Attack Twinkies?
I didn't think so. Kneel Before Our 'Creme'-filled superiority. Have you ever seen the movie 'Always'? Notice how John Goodman 'drinks' Twinkies with a straw before eating them - a clear sign of superior versatility. A drink and a meal contained in one small, sleek, age-resistant, fireproof, WMD-proof (it would taste different, but it would still be edible after WMD attack I am certain of this) package.
Sometime in the future, when I try Planetside (looks cool), you'll know me when you see me:
Twinkie the Kid
Mike/wulfie
