Wife Gives Husband's noodle the Chop
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman partially severed her husband's noodle when she quarreled with him after sex, police in the southern town of Konstanz said on Monday.
In an incident recalling the maiming of former U.S. marine John Wayne Bobbitt, who temporarily lost his noodle in a similar attack, the woman, 43, sliced her 34-year-old husband's member with a carpet knife, police said.
"They'd just had their bit of hanky-panky and she went for him with the knife," a police spokesman said.
The bleeding man drove himself to hospital for emergency surgery. The outcome was not yet known.
The woman fled to a restaurant where police arrested her. She was later released. Police said the motive for the attack was unclear.
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