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Offline JB73

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HELP... im in Monkey Pox central!!
« on: June 11, 2003, 09:33:15 AM »
Today im working @ the hospital in Milwaukee that has the latest Monkey Pox victims


this thing is going to get worse before better i can just feel it :(:(:(

does anyone want a house guest out of wisconsin for a few months?
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Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2003, 09:36:16 AM »
I hope this disease is not caused by monkey spanking.

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2003, 09:44:37 AM »
It's not airborne transmittable, is it? :eek:

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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2003, 11:03:09 AM »
2003... year of the VIRUS...

SARS in china and canada  (not heard much about the US)

and now...

WTF is monkey Pox??


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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2003, 11:21:25 AM »
Some fools were selling Prarie dogs from a pet shop in SE Wisconsin.  Those little turds are said to be full of the "pox".

but experts have said that spanking the monkey in regular intervals keeps one immune to Monkey Pox...
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2003, 11:29:08 AM »
Designer Viruses heh..... What next? The Weasel Pox?

Quick we can prevent it BEFORE it happens....everyone slap yer weasel !!!!!:D


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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2003, 11:35:25 AM »
Shoot more prarie dogs.

Offline JB73

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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2003, 11:40:07 AM »
Monkey Pox is a African virus like chicken pox... but deadly. there were some rare african rodets sold @ exotic pet stores here in Milwaukee and they got mixed with some praire dogs.

the praire dogs have since been sold @ swap meets and spread all over. the infection is spreading rapidly and mammals @ local pet stores are quarentined and not legal to sell.

1 Article (Today's headline)

Another story about the disease

it's like the movie "Outbreak" here in Milwaukee.

Ps. anyone remember when there was a cryptosporidium outbreak in Milwaukee's water supply?
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2003, 11:46:39 AM »
see.. darwin at work...
one shouldn't keep friggin' rodents !!!

let the cats eat them

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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2003, 01:34:42 PM »


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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2003, 01:47:06 PM »
Lucky for you it doesn't appear to be more deadly than the common cold.
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Offline Montezuma

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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2003, 02:05:33 PM »
That's a great name for a disease, Monkey Pox.

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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2003, 02:12:08 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by JB73


Ps. anyone remember when there was a cryptosporidium outbreak in Milwaukee's water supply?


OH YEAHHH!!!!!!!


I got it for about 6 FREKING weeks during my senior year in college.  Between juggling senior design, finals, and my 20 minute intervals scream to the can, how can I forget it.

Cripes, I've NEVER been so sick in my life.  I woke up one morning, puked 4-5 times (no I wasn't drinking) in the span of about 3 minutes all the while trying not to sh*t myself.  At this point, I'd had it for about 4 weeks.

If I would have had a gun, or even a sharp stick, I would have ended it right there.  The mechanical pencil was even looking good, but I had concerns about being able to get enuf penetration to actually finish the job :D.  I didn't want to just gimp myself.

It was absolutely horrible.....