I got one too!

[Syzygyone]

A little girl comes home from school and tells mommy that she saw daddy and another lady.  The mommy says, "That's interesting honey.  Tell me more."  So the child relates how she'd seen Daddy kissing a lady, and taking her clothes off and .....  The mommy interrupts and says, "Honey, that's a very good story.  I want to you tell this story when Daddy gets home so we can both see his reaction."  

Daddy gets home and sits down to dinner.  Mommy asks the child to tell Daddy the story.  Daddy looks expectantly at the child who happily starts out "I saw Daddy kissing a lady, and then he started to take her clothes off and then she started to take his clothes off ...."  By this time, the Daddy's eye's were as big as bowling balls and as he tried to interrupt the child, mommy, whose eyes are throwing daggers at daddy  says, "Go ahead honey, finish the story. What happend next?"  And the child says, "and then daddy and this lady started doing the thing that you did with uncle Fred when Daddy was gone!"

[guttboy]

Good one I like it!

[Nash]

Ok I got one... I'm not remembering this 100%... but probably close enuff...

It's Billy's 10th birthday, and his Dad comes home with a new bike for him. Billy is ecstatic and immediately heads over to his Grandma's house to show her.

"Grandma! Grandma! Guess what Dad got me for my birthday??!"

"Don't tell me" she says, "I bet I can figure it out, come over here."

So Billy steps closer to his Grandma. "Ok Billy, I have a special trick that will tell me what you got for your birthday, but I need to put my hand down your pants in order for it to work".

"Er, I guess so Grandma".

So she reaches over and puts her bony hands down Billy's pants and grabs on to his... uhm... unit.

She says: "Ok, it's coming to me... yup.. I'm beginning to see it... there it is.... Your Dad got you a bike! Am I right?"

"Wow!" Billy says. "How did you do that?"

"Oh, your Dad told me before he picked it up".


Hmm... I suck at telling jokes.

[Dnil]

definition of a virgin in georgia?    10 year old who can outrun her father.

[Syzygyone]

Originally posted by Dnil
definition of a virgin in georgia?    10 year old who can outrun her father.

I thought it was Arkansas?

LOL!:D

[Nifty]

Originally posted by Syzygyone
I thought it was Arkansas?

LOL!:D

no, in Arkansas it's outrunning her brother...  wait, that's Tennessee...  damn, I get all those redneck states confused!  

[deSelys]

An 8-yrs girl is sitting in the garden under a tree, smoking a cigarette, when her mother sees her.
She begins immediately to scream at her: "What do you think your doing???! Put out this cigarette immediately!!!"
Not impressed at all, the girl calmly answers without looking up: "Mom, I'm big enough to smoke, believe me..."
Her mother, feeling she'll lose the argument with this young Calamity Jane, says: "You'll see what happen when your father comes back!" Then she retreats into the house.

An hour later, Dad comes home and is immediately informed of the event by his wife. He runs into the garden where the girl is lazily laying on the grass.
"8 years old and you're big enough to smoke!! I'll teach you, you pest!" yells the father.
Again, ice calm, the girl answers: "come one Dad, since I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm big enough to smoke, dont you think?"
The father, bursting his vocal cords: "YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY???? WHO IS THE BASTARD?????"

"Ah, I wish I could remember, but I was completely drunk..."

[Syzygyone]

That's TERRIBLE!:eek: