Rip, time to get home and get everybody in the bunker.

[Maniac]

LOL! lessee:
30 days of fuel for generator: CHECK!
30 days Canned goods: CHECK!
30 days of ammo, expecting to shoot 6 people a day trying to get my food: CHECK!
30 days worth of alcohol: CHECK!
30 days worth of cigars: CHECK!
- one .45 caliber automatic CHECK
- two boxes of ammunition CHECK
- four days' concentrated emergency rations CHECK
- one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills CHECK
- one miniature combination Islamic phrase book and Koran CHECK
- one hundred dollars in Dinars CHECK
- one hundred dollars in gold CHECK
- nine packs of chewing gum CHECK
- one issue of prophylactics CHECK
- three lipsticks CHECK
- three pair of nylon stockings CHECK
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

You gonna sit in an bunker for 30 days without Weed? Shame on you...

[Swoop]

LOL

[lazs2]

you only need one gun... you can get all that other crap later... along with better guns.
lazs