Funnies but the last line is the best!
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet
>away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
> >
> > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
>plasma.
> >
> > No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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> > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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> > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
> >
> > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
>older.
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> > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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> > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
> >
> > A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first
>flight.
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> > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from
>each salad served in first-class.
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> > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
> >
> > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
>morning..
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> > The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
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> > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
> >
> > The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
> >
> > Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the
>Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
> >
> > Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
> >
> > All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being
>seen wearing them in public.
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> > Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
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> > Pearls melt in vinegar.
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> > The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola,
>and Budweiser, in that order.
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> > It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
> >
> > A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
> >
> > The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when
>the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
>loor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
> >
> > Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name
>contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William
>Jefferson Clinton.
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> > In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
>world's nuclear weapons combined.
> >
> > On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
> >
> > On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
> >
> > Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
>immigrants.
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> > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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> > Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
> >
> > Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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> > It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
> >
> > The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
>because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight
>of all the books that would occupy the building.
> >
> > A snail can sleep for three years.
> >
> > No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
> >
> > Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
> >
> > Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
>never stop growing. SCARY!!!
> >
> > The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
> >
> > All polar bears are left handed.
> >
> > In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
>including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
>only on one row of the keyboard.
> >
> > "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
> >
> > If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
>would tand seven feet, two inches tall.
> >
> > Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
> >
> > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
> >
> > The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
> >
> > Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
> >
> > Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
So who tried to lick thier elbow? I did! 
