Author Topic: Making Prison Fun Again (Read 395 times)

rpm · « **on:** September 06, 2003, 12:34:58 AM »

The 2003 Prison Rape Elimination Act

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“This bill contains no unfunded mandate to order states how to deal with prison rape. It does, however, require that the issue be addressed head on.”

Finally, they will put those rapists behind bars....wait, they already are.

AKIron · « **Reply #1 on:** September 06, 2003, 12:38:00 PM »

Reversible chemical castration would do the trick.

Chairboy · « **Reply #2 on:** September 06, 2003, 02:41:53 PM »

They could solve this if the just put up posters in the prisons that said 'Rape is not cool. Be hip!'

SOB · « **Reply #3 on:** September 06, 2003, 03:05:18 PM »

How about a poster that says "Rape anyone and we'll whack your pee pee off."?

SOB

Nilsen · « **Reply #4 on:** September 06, 2003, 03:28:03 PM »

Never let em out again, let em be playmates for the other inmates.

rpm · « **Reply #5 on:** September 06, 2003, 05:50:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
... let em be playmates for the other inmates.

That's what they are stopping. The spread of HIV and Syphilis in prisons is driving up the cost of keeping them locked up.

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** September 06, 2003, 05:56:48 PM »

just stop feeding them...
that will take care of it,,...

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** September 06, 2003, 06:46:38 PM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen10
just stop feeding them...
that will take care of it,,...

Well... since the majority of "them" seem to be there simple because of drug related crimes, this punishment seems rather severe.

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** September 06, 2003, 08:07:22 PM »

Talking about the rapists SBM_

osage · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2003, 09:47:07 PM »

For any pencil-necked AH geeks that plan on visiting a correctional institution in the near future who would like to keep their sphincters inviolate: read up on "Prisoner Inventions." Mostly cigarette liters cobbled together from immersion heaters, but...(key word BUTT):

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,60283,00.html

I suspect there are lot more ingenious devices out there, though.