Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams plan...(Hard to argue with the logic)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but i have not heard of a plan for peace. so, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They dont want us there. We would station our troops at our border. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder wil be gathered up an deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you dont like it there, change it yourself. Dont hide here. Asylum would not be available to anyone. We dont need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a stong effort to become self suffient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other terrorist, pordon i mean oil producing countrys $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we would not interfere. They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island someplace. We dont need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) Use the buildings as a replacement for the twin towers.
11) All americans must go to charm and beauty school.That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
12) Now isnt that a winner of a plan.
13) The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor , your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling ' you want a piece of me'
