I would like to be a member of your fine liberal organization. I love everything, including animals, vegetables, terrorists, socialism, Barbra Streisand, and dictators.
However, I am already a member of PETA. I hope your organization doesn't mind. I don't see this as a conflict of interests, but as a wonderful match that could see our two organizations singing Kumbaya around a butane burner (no firewood, since that's abuse right?) for a long time. I think both organizations promote excellent causes!
Unfortunately, the dietary restrictions of your two organizations mean that I probably will not be a member of either one in about two weeks.
P.S. Does joining this organization mean that I can't wear hemp and smoke weed anymore?
