Author Topic: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship (Read 457 times)

ravells · « **on:** December 12, 2003, 04:42:40 AM »

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Ravs

Maniac · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2003, 05:04:16 AM »

LOOOOOOOL!

Skuzzy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2003, 07:53:54 AM »

ROFL! Good one.

Nilsen · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2003, 07:59:15 AM »

Outstanding ravells, you made my day !

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2003, 11:45:45 AM »

LOL!

And TRUE!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:08:10 PM »

Just because of that the Gunslinger's "daily divorce" talk with his wife has been post poned till monday

Thanks that's good!

Dune · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:20:25 PM »

Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.

- Esquire

Wanker · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:22:50 PM »

Hilarious and so true, ravells!

beet1e · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:24:30 PM »

ROFL Ravells! Reminds me of that other one -

Do you talk to your wife while making love?
- only if she calls!

AKIron · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:26:35 PM »

LOL

Good one ravells. BTW, if your wife asks which one she is the correct answer is: all four dear.

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2003, 01:34:25 PM »

Thanks for making my morning!!!:rofl

Wolfala · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2003, 02:48:48 PM »

Quote from that Russle Crow movie out...

"To our loves and our sweethearts....May they never meet!"

Thrawn · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2003, 04:07:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Dune
Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.

- Esquire

Fantastic quote.

Shuckins · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2003, 05:00:30 PM »

I only have one woman, and she's pretty good at four of those...but don't tell her I said so.

When in the company of others I always refer to her as my first wife. Keeps her on her toes.

Regards, Shuckins