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CLEARANCE SALE: WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM
In preparation for its impending annihilation by U.S. Forces, the Government of xIxrxaxqx Syria is liquidating its entire stock of Weapons Grade Plutonium-239. VillainSupply is acting as broker for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Act NOW!!
Price: US$25,000,000 per metric ton CHEAP!!