Everything good that has happened in the last few years is because of Bush.
Everything bad that has happened in the last few years is because of Clinton.
Bush is war-mongering manipulative mental defective with Pretzel problems.
Bush is the best thing since sliced bread (especially that pinko-commie granary stuff).
American is finest, most beautiful, happy, luvvy magical land in whole wide world and doesn't need those "lesser nations" (TM) chirping up and spoiling the show, especially because you have guns (not that you need guns because Lazs can send his son around to beat them up, especially if they are women, european or democrat or all three).
The US in the throws of creating a global evil empire and the White House is going to be dumped in favour of Skull Island. The Deathstar is in construction (by a company that used to be run by Dick Cheney) and Darth Rumsfeld will be using the force to strangle well meaning reporters and small fluffy animals.
And the Yanks still think Mike Myers is the expert on British dental health.
Did we really need 30-odd thousand posts to get all that?
