(Arlo rushes in as the "siren" wails)
Major Minor: Where have you been?! He's been like this for over an hour!
Arlo: Sorry sir! I was busy having fun flying in the CT!
(Arlo breaks out a fresh pack of "diapees" for the "siren.")
Major Minor: I don't think that's enough!
Arlo: Roger, sir! Supplies have been drastically depleted over the last two days. But we also have these:
Major Minor: Well three may be a bit much though two could certainly fit in that whining cakehole.
Arlo: Third one's to plug up, sir!
Major Minor: Oh ... righto! Good thinking! Carry on. The threat has been neutralized.
Arlo: You know sir ... it's just noise.
Major Minor: Yeah ... but it's alot of it. Spawning new threads and all.
Time 12:05 central - threat neutralized for now. You're welcome.