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Offline strk

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a sunny day in 2005
« on: June 01, 2004, 09:44:05 PM »
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the
White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue,
where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He
spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and
said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir,
Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer
resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the
White House and said to the same Marine, "I
would like to go in and meet with President
Bush." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as
I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer
president and no longer resides here." The man
thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the
White House and spoke to the very same U. S.
Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this
point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this
is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mr. Bush. Ive told you
already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Dont you
understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh,
I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and
said, "See you tomorrow."

Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2004, 09:50:24 PM »
And release!

Offline Toad

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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2004, 10:02:32 PM »
I remember the same joke about Carter........
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

Offline Swager

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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2004, 10:05:06 PM »
Yea, but this one seems to make more sense!

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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2004, 10:18:23 PM »
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Originally posted by Swager
Yea, but this one seems to make more sense!
:)


In what way ...?

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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2004, 10:43:21 PM »
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In what way ...?


He finally figured out how the punch line worked. It isn't more humorous, he just "got it". :rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2004, 11:21:45 PM »
That is an old joke.

Too bad a few people here only seem to post political attacks with no logical arguments behind them.

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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2004, 11:32:22 PM »
Be cool to have a politics area on this bb, then the 3 or 4 retards that constantly post only political garbage would be eliminated.

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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2004, 11:36:05 PM »
wtg strk... you made the ignore list


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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2004, 01:09:27 AM »
An oldie, but goodie! :D
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2004, 01:11:53 AM »
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wtg strk... you made the ignore list

You put people on ignore just for posting stupid jokes?  Damn, you're a hard ass.  You're also probably not able to read this.
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2004, 01:14:36 AM »
SOB tells it like it is, thats why MiniD loves him.
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2004, 02:06:45 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
You put people on ignore just for posting stupid jokes?  Damn, you're a hard ass.  You're also probably not able to read this.


Naw, I love you SOB, strk on the other hand posts nothing but liberal gibberish...  which thanks to the wonderful ignore feature, I mo longer have to listen too!
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2004, 02:55:21 PM »
lol strk!  good one.. may be old but im behind the times it seems.. was new to me!  

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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2004, 03:03:36 PM »
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Originally posted by NUKE
Be cool to have a politics area on this bb, then the 3 or 4 retards that constantly post only political garbage would be eliminated.



Yea, like there is anyone on this board that could be convinced by the other side to change there views, yea thats gonna happen.:rolleyes:



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