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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2004, 12:37:08 PM »
Jeez, you guys are humorless.   I will explain it for you, though that pretty much kills whatever humor it may have had.

See, Laz said he was a wussie, then Schad said he had a bat, ah hell forget it.  I don't even own a gun-got rid of them when my kids were born and won't get another till they are older.
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2004, 01:04:44 PM »
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Jeez, you guys are humorless.   I will explain it for you, though that pretty much kills whatever humor it may have had.

See, Laz said he was a wussie, then Schad said he had a bat, ah hell forget it.  I don't even own a gun-got rid of them when my kids were born and won't get another till they are older.


Lizking...I got it man.  I saw the humour.  Do you think I was serious when I wrote that there would be "Nine Irons at 20 paces"?  I even added a LOL.

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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2004, 02:21:17 PM »
humor asside... Are yu saying that not having guns is decreasing your burglary rates?   Or... Are you correctly implying that not having guns in the home and making it illegal to protect your property is what has caused the fact that your burglaries are commited while the criket bat weilding wussy owner is hiding under his bed stroking his bat?

Why are your muggings going up?   aren't your muggers afraid you might have a bat?

As for the noodle thing... I used to have a tiny little euro noodle but the last two 44 mags I bought increased the size by at least 4 inches..  

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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2004, 06:07:09 PM »
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Oh I get it now... A firearm is some sort of noodle extension.


It can be....

http://www.ar-15store.com/pgroup_details.php?pgroupid=4153


I though about getting one, but I was afraid about going off half cocked.
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2004, 08:29:33 AM »
either you wussies are lieing about your willingness to actualy confront a burglar with one of those cricket paddle thingies or....

 the cricket bat defense is not working on the unpatriotic burglars of england.

Hot burglaries (those where the owner is home) are at 59% in england.   Burglars seem to like the no firearms/no defending property laws there... In contrast... the average for the U.S. is about 12%.... much less for right to carrry states.

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Offline ravells

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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2004, 08:31:53 AM »
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It can be....

http://www.ar-15store.com/pgroup_details.php?pgroupid=4153


I though about getting one, but I was afraid about going off half cocked.


Lolol! :)

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Offline Dago

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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2004, 09:53:48 AM »
Never bring a cricket bat to a gunfight.  :D

Recently seen bumper stickers in England

When cricket bats are outlawed, only outlaws will have cricket bats.

Sure they can have my cricket bat, when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Cricket bats don't kill people, people do!

My wife yes, my dog maybe, my cricket bat, NEVER!

God, Cricket Bats and Guts made this country free!

Warning! This property protected by a GRAY-NICOLLS cricket bat!

12 Million Women Own Cricket Bats- They Protect Their Kids

Cricket Bat Control Is People Control

Nobody Ever Raped A Cricket Bat!

Crooks Don't Register Their Cricket Bats

First, Hitler Registered Cricket Bats!

British By Birth Cricket Bat Owner By Choice

Criminals Do Not Register Cricket Bats

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« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2004, 08:41:03 AM »
most of the criminals I knew would get angry if you tried to defend your property with one of those cricket paddles... Apparently british criminals feel about the same considering the number of hot burglaries and muggings  there.  I don't even think a right to carry concealed paddle law would help.

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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2004, 09:00:52 AM »
"Nobody Ever Raped A Cricket Bat!"


Sadly, you are mistaken...
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2004, 10:25:58 AM »
yes, sorry, forgot about Beetle   :rofl


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