Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book!!!

[Zapata]

Get yours here

From Amazon.com:

Book Description
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger





Man, I can't wait till my copy gets here.  I'm gonna flip out soooo much it's gonna be cool.  And by cool I mean totally sweet.

[FUNKED1]

QUAH!

[Sikboy]

lol

1 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
 Personify excrement & have it squeeze a book out, this is it June 27, 2004
Personify excrement & have it squeeze a book out this would be it This book is so bad I think the author is nuts. I think the only way he could wriote this is if his mom go pregnant with him by sitting on some retard's special sock at the laundry mat and that messed him up. And another thing ninjas do not flip out. I dont think Robert Hamburger could track anything down like he says he can except for a can of crisco and a blow-up doll.This book is terrible for filling up our children's minds with this junk. He should just move to France and get out of here. Fujita and Pirates are way better than him. Join me in asking Amazon to take this book off their site! And I dare him by his "ninja code of honor" to present his case why he should not take his book back

 

[Nash]

Cool!

Found one for Lazs there too!