Gosh, is that the best that you can come up with?
Why not advise folks to buy vintage p-51s, load em up with real 50s and go at it (with no chutes).
Now that would be macho.
Only a handful of folks think that there’s anything more to this than a game.
If you’re letting them bother you so much then perhaps your on of the ones that needs to lighten up.
eskimo