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Offline SOLAS

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« on: November 05, 2004, 12:57:10 PM »
in the last 2 days a lot of people around the world has spoken to me about there disapointment and lack of understanding about the election results in the u.s.a , especially in my vaterland germany , but i as leader of the secret world government (geheime weltregierung) can tell you now there is no reason for bad mood

yesterday 09:23 secret world time (SWT) i have ordered my secretary of attack (SOA) mr. norman schwarzkopf to organize a massive love attack (MLA) in the next 24 hours to hit the u.s. territory with a giant sun flower cruise missile (GSCM) to illuminate the entired bible belt

there are a lot of uncalculatable risks in this strike but the extreme high possibility of a full and complete success made me sure there is no alternative way

to the u.s. citizens i like to say: when you notice the massive love impact (MLI) dont close your eyes or duck and cover , watch in the light with wide open eyes , open your mind and try to stand still around 10-15 seconds , when you feel a heat and a complete
unknown desire to be one with the creator , dont be scared , it is a normal effect of the love blast

to describe the other effects of the weapon is difficult and in this moment also impossible
for security reasons

a few days after the impact when the entired u.s.a. is paralyzed by the illumination effects
i send around 3 million UN paratroopers , (they will be droped from black airbuses) to stabilize the situation , i hope in the end you will accept and understand the necessity of this operation

also i request you for a full cooperation with my troops , it will be all to your best ,
when you see soldiers with the UN symbol on there uniforms aks them for orders and
put your gun on the ground (also haksaw)

god bless america

solas (structure of light and superiority) head quarter
The eagle flies up towards the sun
High above the fields of babylon
In one claw he holds an olive branch for peace
In the other, twelve arrows for his enemies

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2004, 01:03:19 PM »
I see octoberfest never ends for some ;)

Offline lazs2

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2004, 01:06:10 PM »
ewwwww.... para targets...  that's even better than riots.

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Offline Krusher

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2004, 01:06:47 PM »


"a love attack, why that just sounds dirty"

Offline Furball

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2004, 01:07:43 PM »
put down the bong and step slowly away from the keyboard....

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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2004, 01:11:33 PM »
The electric yams got me by the brain banana.
-SW

Offline pugg666

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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2004, 01:13:10 PM »
Minus reborn?

Offline Charon

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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2004, 01:36:47 PM »
LOL!

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Offline Maniac

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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2004, 01:37:27 PM »
America is a moon is a moon man.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2004, 03:02:51 PM »
has the love bomb gone off? i just had a uncontrolable urge to have sex with my blond neighbor woman.

Offline Dune

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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2004, 03:13:45 PM »
SOB once offered me a massive love impact.  That scared me.

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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2004, 03:43:25 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Dune
SOB once offered me a massive love impact.  That scared me.




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