Author Topic: Great Signs (Read 382 times)

DREDIOCK · « **on:** April 21, 2005, 08:24:06 PM »

What great out of the ordinary signs have you seen?

Here's one I saw at a resturant here in Jersey.

" All orders are as is. We dont do special orders.
We dont give refunds. If you are unhappy with the food or the service Leave and dont come back- Managment"

Oddly or not so oddly this resturant is Very popular

ebgb · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2005, 09:44:41 PM »

On a road outside of Albany Australia - Turtle Crossing.
We waited quite awhile for that one.

United · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:19:57 PM »

Not necissarily on topic, but I just have to throw this one in...

Simaril · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:27:49 PM »

In a restaurant:

"If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire -- and act accordingly"

At a self serve, unattended car wash:

"Working Harder to Serve You Better"

Demman · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:58:00 PM »

In a BBQ smokehouse/restaurant:

"You may smoke here if you're a cow, a chicken, or a pig."

On the desk of a bank manager:

"Why is there always so much of the month left at the end of the money?"

In an auto mechanic shop:

"Credit makes enemies. Let's be friends."

At the crosswalk in front of the YWCA in Hagerstown, MD:

"Dear Crossing"

doobs · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2005, 11:19:50 PM »

Taps in Garfield NJ

sign

Warm beer
Lousy food