A great scientific breakthrough was reported today!
A team of surgeons just performed the first vagina to finger transplant on the the hand of a lonely trekkie. There is still alot of skepticism as to weather the vaginas (which had to be reduced in size) will still perform there original functions, and weather the lonely trekkie will know the difference.
This team of surgeons has been pushing the envelope of transplant technology and science for years now and show no sign of slowing down. Just last year they performed the first noodle enhancement alternative transplant by giving a lonely trekkie smaller hands. A year later, this operation is still a success!