During a recent staff meeting in heaven God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the
behavior of President Clinton had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.
They worked long and hard in a brainstorming session to try to settle on the wording of
the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same majesty and
dignity as the other ten.
After many revisions they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
