Author Topic: Funny joke, thought I'd share (Read 219 times)

StarOfAfrica2 · « **on:** June 30, 2005, 05:12:17 PM »

A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel stickin' out of the fly of his pants. He walks up to the barkeep and orders a whiskey. The barkeep says..."I don't want to be a jerk but there is a steering wheel stickin' out of your pants." The pirate responds...'Arrrr I know matey....it's drivin' me nuts!"

Skuzzy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2005, 05:24:39 PM »

There oughta be a rule.....

LOL!

RightF00T · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2005, 05:29:13 PM »

StarofAfrica that is friggin scary. I was just trying to figure out how that joke went 15 minutes ago in the shower. Nevermind why... Good stuff.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2005, 05:35:04 PM »

Sorry. Its just one of those days. All the bigwigs are in the board room having their little meeting, been driving the building staff nuts and they all keep coming by my office wanting to know whats going on...........Like I know?!?!? Eh, just another day in paradise.

RightF00T · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2005, 08:38:01 PM »

No, I was just saying I was trying to figure out how that exact joke went again before even knowing about your post, and then lo and behold I open your post and the answer is right there.

SOB · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2005, 08:41:03 PM »

HARRRR! That be funny, matey!

tapakeg · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2005, 08:55:36 PM »

Baby seal walkes into a bar,
bartender says,

What can I get for you?

baby seal says,

Anything but a canadian club.

I was the only customer in a bar the other day, when I heard
" That's a nice shirt you have there"

Thinking it is the booze I ignore it
then I hear
" Nice haircut, looking good dude"

I summon the bartender to ask about the voices, he says

"those are the peanuts, they're complimentary"

Hangtime · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2005, 09:06:53 PM »

A penquin has car trouble.. pulls into a town off the highway, takes it to the local garage; leaves it with the mechanic who sez it'll take 15 min to check it out.

Penquin steps back outside, see's an icecream parlor across the street, heads across, gets a double cone.

The lil guy heads back to the garage when he's finished. Mechanic looks up when he walks in, sez "Looks like yah blew a seal!"

"Oh, no;" sez the Penquin, "That's just a little ice cream".

RightF00T · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2005, 10:05:35 PM »